VIEWS OF OUR HUMAN INDUSTRY MANAGER -
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Purchase manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Production Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
Sales Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Accounts Manager thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Technical Service Manager Thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Manager is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Training Manager is a person who thinks that... a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training.
Finally Customer is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
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