Joke

Old but nice jokes

Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...

Ordered 2 drinks 
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... 
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...

The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!

( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...👏👏👏👏🎓
😜😝👆👆
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MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!

Helper required................

Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
😎😁😂
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?

MAN: My lord, I was going to 
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.

JUDGE: Case dismissed😝😝