Complete & finish

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Can any one say the difference between Complete  and  Finished?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference Complete  and  Finished.
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin,
a Guyanese, was the clever winner.

His final challenge was this.
Some say there is no difference between Complete  and  Finished.
Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

His response was:

When you marry the right woman, you are Complete.
If you marry the wrong woman, you are      Finished.
And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman,
you are Completely  Finished.

His answer received a 5 Mts standing ovation.