Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Husband Vs Wife

   Husband V/S Wife

 


                 Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

            It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

                        Wife: No darling, it means,

                            With Idiot For Ever


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                      Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

                     So I'd be in your hands all day.

              Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

                    So I could have a new one everyday.


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     Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
                                  pills.
                    Wife: When must I give them to him?

                         Doctor: They are for you


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         Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

               Husband: You should have known it the minute

                         I asked you to marry me.


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              Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

                       So I bought 3 movie tickets.

                             Wife: Why Three?

                     Husband: For you and your parents


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      Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

                       Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
 
knr

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If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.

  Every moment, thank God

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