Yesterday, I consulted my doctor at his clinic. After learning that I had just retired, he gave me the following health advice:
1. You must walk more often.
2. Avoid soft drinks, beer or liquor.
3. Drink more plain water.
4. Avoid driving. Take public transport.
5. Avoid dining out, eat at home.
6. Take less meat and seafood; eat more vegetables.
I asked: "Doctor, may I know what is wrong with me?"
He replied: "You have no salary."
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