Sunday, May 28, 2017

Physics, Chemistry , Technical jokes

Hi Level Technical Jokes: 😜😜😜😜👌👌👌

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!

Newton: U are Wrong.
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. 
So I am Pascal..😛😛😛😛😛

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees" 🏮👻🏮


Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?
OMg!! 😱😱😱

What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
Its OK.. 😉😉😉

Atom 1: I just lost an electron. 
Atom 2:how u feel? 
Atom 1: positive😛😳😛

Q:What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer
CoFFee 😛☕😜

What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with  two sodium atoms... 
BaNaNa 🍌🍌🍌

And finally ....

Can't end without a movie dialogue 😄😂

Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai

Neutron : mere pass..... 
MAAs hai