Pedro came home drunk at _four in the morning_, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the _urinals were made of GOLD_!" Said Pedru.
She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.
"Hello," she said,
_"I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold?"_
To which she heard the bartender say,
_"Hey, Martin, - I think we found the guy who pissed in your Saxophone_! "🎷🍻
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