Thursday, March 15, 2018

Swim-joke

MOMS ARE MOMS......
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!! 

Everyone was curious and asked her:  "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law)  always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!"

A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked:  " now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?"

Husband replied: 
"I don't have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you."

Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us"

Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... because I don't know how to swim .... and my mom will definitely save me first."
😂😂😂😂

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