Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the
last three weekends."
Father Donald asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Singh? "
"Yes, Father, 'tis I."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell
me now. Was it Brinda Mayor?"
"I cannot say Father, please."
"Was it Pammi Gonzalez?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Sonal D'Mello?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Mary Catherine Markos?"
"My lips are sealed, Father."
"Was it Flora dcosta then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Singh
and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Charles slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads." 😝😆😆
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