Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Modi likes apple

Today's politics in India

Reporter:- PM sir; which fruit do you like?

Modi:- Apple

Reporter:- Breaking news ---
Modi does not like Mangoes, Bananas, etc.

Let's ask Congress their views on this.

Manish Tewari:- Modi likes Apple means Red color. 
This means he likes bloodshed. This means he does not want peace and harmony in the country

Ahmed Patel:- This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva. He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims. This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Nitish Kumar:- This attitude of Modi is what made us split from NDA.

Rahul Gandhi:- Modi never says which chocolate he likes.

Arnab Goswami : The nation wants to know why Modi likes apple more than other fruits. The Nation has the right to know this.

Sonia Gandhi:- People of India please ask from where 
Modi is going to get the money to buy such an expensive fruit.

Geelani:- This is Modi's tactic to usurp Kashmir. 
We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri:- Selecting an expensive fruit like Apple shows Modi is pro - capitalist. It also means he is pro-corporate and wants to promote Apple products indirectly. Why is he not saying about Samsung, etc. We want a CBI enquiry.

Kejriwal:- Traditionally Mango is considered the King of Fruits. Modi is anti tradition. This is against the interest of the aam aadmi.

Foreign Media:- Modi's communal policies are hurting the secular fabric of India.

Common man - God save this country

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