Friday, July 24, 2015

Husband

Husband sent a text to his wife at
night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and
wash all my
dirty clothes....
# No reply#
"..and make sure you prepare my
favorite dish
before I return..."
# No reply#
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that Igot
an increase
in my salary at the end of the
month I'm
getting you a new car"
She text back, "OMG really???"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you
got my
first message". Lol!