Monday, October 8, 2012

Fwd: Jokes.........




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A fuming Customer called the shop from where he'd bought his new laptop.

 

"You've cheated me", he told the sales girl. I Can't transfer a single file from my old PC to this one".

 

"Please tell me what you did", asked the sales girl.

 

"Oh, you think I don't know?" said the Customer.  "Okay... I right-clicked the mouse on the file name in my old PC and selected the Copy Option...

I then Clicked the Paste on the new Laptor".

 

"So did you first get the file into a Pen-drive or something?" the confused Sales girl enquired.

 

"No, I disconnected the mouse and plugged it into the lousy laptop you sold me".

 

Sales Girl.....?????????

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A Patient returns to his Doctor after a month.

 

"Doctor, I still  feel terrible" - he says.

 

"Did you follow the instructins on the medicine bottles I gave you?" asks the doctor.

 

"Of Course", says the Patient.  "See ? It says right here; keep bottle tightly closed".

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Question : Why do Gorillas have big Nostrills?

 

Answer : Because they have big fingers....!!!

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Two guys are sitting in a bar when one of them csually points to a couple of old drunks sitting across from them and says.

 

"That's us in ten years"

 

His friend disagrees. "That's a Mirror".

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