A fuming Customer called the shop from where he'd bought his new laptop.
"You've cheated me", he told the sales girl. I Can't transfer a single file from my old PC to this one".
"Please tell me what you did", asked the sales girl.
"Oh, you think I don't know?" said the Customer. "Okay... I right-clicked the mouse on the file name in my old PC and selected the Copy Option...
I then Clicked the Paste on the new Laptor".
"So did you first get the file into a Pen-drive or something?" the confused Sales girl enquired.
"No, I disconnected the mouse and plugged it into the lousy laptop you sold me".
Sales Girl.....?????????
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A Patient returns to his Doctor after a month.
"Doctor, I still feel terrible" - he says.
"Did you follow the instructins on the medicine bottles I gave you?" asks the doctor.
"Of Course", says the Patient. "See ? It says right here; keep bottle tightly closed".
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Question : Why do Gorillas have big Nostrills?
Answer : Because they have big fingers....!!!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Two guys are sitting in a bar when one of them csually points to a couple of old drunks sitting across from them and says.
"That's us in ten years"
His friend disagrees. "That's a Mirror".
No comments:
Post a Comment