How to serve food - Sanskrit joke

हाँ हाँ दद्यात् हुं हुं दद्याद् दद्याच्छिरकम्पने।

मौने च द्विगुणं दद्यान्न  दद्याद्व्याघ्रझम्पने॥

(This is supposed to be an humorous instruction to the server on how to serve food: Keep serving while the diner says हाँ हाँ or हुं हुं or shakes his head. Give twice as much if the diner is silent. But, stop when he jumps like a tiger.)

Regards,

Sandeep

Courtesy:Sri.RN.Iyengar

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