Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Whistle-joke

Rajesh took a selfie with a pressure cooker on the stove. Put it on Face book with a query ...'wife is out for a few days, how to make tea and how many  cooker whistles?'

He got many helpful replies.

Venku: Cooker comes with one whistle, why do you want more whistles?

Ramu: What a buffoon!  you don't need a cooker to make tea, take a kadai.

Chethu: soak tea leaves in water for two hours, add milk and boil. One whistle is enough. 

Sunny: whistle? Your head. Go near the window and whistle. Neighbour's wife might offer you one tea.

Siddu: Wife is out and you want tea? Are you out of your mind. Get soda and whisky, then whistle, I'll come.

😁😂😁

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