Thursday, February 14, 2019

Murder English joke

*Murdering English*
               
🌀 *From  Administrative  Deptt.*    
*Bengaluru in 1996 :*                                               As my mother-in-law has expired and *I m the only one responsible for it,* Please grant me 10 days leave.

🌀 *Maharashtra in 2005:*
"Since I have to go to my village *to sell my land along with my wife,*
please sanction me one-week leave."
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🌀 *Jharkhand in 2000* 
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
*As I want to cut my son's head  in Gaya, please leave me for two days..*
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🌀Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
*As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..*
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🌀 *From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:*
🌀An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to *go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return,* please grant me half day casual leave"
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🌀 *Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005*
I am suffering from fever, please *declare one-day holiday for me.*
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🌀A leave application to a Principal in *Jamshedpur in 2006*:
"As I am studying in this school I am *suffering from headache and the headache is paining,* Please grant me one day leave
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🌀Leave application found in *Kolkata in 2014*:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as *I am her only husband at home* I may be granted leave".

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😤Another funny Letter found in *Bhubaneswar in 2016*:
"I am well here and *hope you are also in the same well.*
🌾🍀🌾😀😂😀😂😀🌾🍀🌾

Kindly Laugh to stay healthy, stay fit..

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