Friday, August 17, 2018

Joke

New teacher joined in the school ๐Ÿ˜Š 
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good ๐Ÿ‘ Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....
Now girls turn .......
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜
Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ




KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...? 

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don't be over smart...
๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช




Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...   Ultimate ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ


Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ณ

 Don't laugh alone, share with others ๐Ÿ˜‚...


 Next generation LKG poem

Chatting chatting
๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ
Yes papa
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
Girlfriend setting
๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐ
No papa
๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––
Telling lie
๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž
No papa
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Open your whatsaap
๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ’ฌ
HaHaHaHaHaHa.......
๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’žsend this 2 every group...
Its new one ๐Ÿ˜‰

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