*Laughter Therapy* - Joke

*Laughter Therapy* 😂😁

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, 

"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life"

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents ??????

like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies 😀😜

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.

Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse!!!

            

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If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

            

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…

"Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…

            

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? 

That was common sense leaving your body.

            

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! 

Dad: What role are you playing? 

Son: A husband! 

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

            

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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".

Man inside: "i am talking to my wife"

           

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"

           

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

            

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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..

She hugged him immediately.