Friday, June 9, 2017

Joke

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜

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KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad...? 
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don't be over smart...
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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair...

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Now Ultimate 😜😜😜

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!👌😳

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