Monday, April 17, 2017

words & figures - Sanskrit joke

वित्तकोष नियमा:

सायं पञ्च वादनं अभवत् , वित्तकोष: पिधानवेल:
सहसा वित्तकोषप्रबन्धकस्य एका महिला दूरवाणीम् कृतवती |
मधुरवाण्याम् सा 10,000 रुप्यकाणि निर्बन्ध आवश्यकमिति प्रकटितवती |
मधुरवाण्याम् आकर्षण प्रबन्धक: अङ्गीकृतवान् |
स: धनाधिकारि कृते उचित प्रबन्धनं अपि अकृतम् |

किञ्चित्कालानन्तरं एक स्थूल कुरूप महिला आगत्य आयीका दत्तवती |
वित्तकोषप्रबन्धक: तस्यै रूपम् दृष्ट्वा विस्मयस्तब्ध: अभवन् |
स: तां श्व: आगच्छतु , अद्य वित्तकोषम् पिधानं अकुर्वनिति उक्तवान् |
धनाधिकारि क्रोधेन सह वित्तकोषप्रबन्धकं पृष्टवान् - भो:! किमर्थं मां एतावान् विलम्बकाल: उपविष्टवानत्र ? 

वित्तकोषप्रबन्धक: उक्तवान् - अहं तस्यै सहायं करणीयमिति चिन्तितवान् एव, परन्तु वित्तकोषस्य सार्वत्रिक नियम: एवं अस्ति यत् -
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यदि वाचा: रूपेण सह समानम् न भवेत् तर्हि वित्तधनं प्रदानं न करणीयम् | 😜😅😅😂😂😂

Banking rules-

It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed.

All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady. 

In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.10,000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?

Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no. 

He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance . 

After a while, a lady with ugliest of face a huge tummy and a very uncommon figure came to the bank, presented a cheque to the BM and asked for the money. 

The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. 

He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash for the day and she should come next day. 

The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM, if his intention was not to pay, why he was made to sit late. 

BM -I wanted to help her. But its the Universal rule of banking that........

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If "words and figures don't match, payment will be declined". 😜😅😅😂😂😂