Sardar Jokes

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr: What were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key

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Sardarji made a call to airport.

"How long is the journey from India to America ?"

Girl : One second sir....

Sardarji: Thanks !!

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Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter...

Haha..I have seen ur password..

Mandhar singh:What is it?

Jandhar: it is four stars (****)

Mandhar: Haha ..wrong ..it is 3384. oye...oye..

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Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?

Sardarji: Oye ..that is not a big question..madam. . the big question

is ..how the hen went inside the egg..!!!

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Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?

Sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.

I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!

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One tourist from USA asked: Any great man born in this village?

Sardarji:No sir, only small babies !!!

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A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..

Ring master: Anybody can do that?

Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !! 

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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Tourist: If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?

Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT !!!

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Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams..rats play football every night..

Dr: OK.. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.

Sardarji: can i start from tomoro?

Dr: why?

Sardar: Bcoz today is FINAL !!