Friday, March 3, 2017

Nice definitions

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*_Wonderfully described definitions......._*

A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other!

It's an agreement 
a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master

An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either

The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present

The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece

The hydraulic force by which 
masculine will power is 
defeated by feminine water-power!

A place where divorce comes 
before marriage

A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on

A book 
which people praise, 
but never read

A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight!

A place 
where you can relax 
after your strenuous 
home life

A sign 
to make others believe 
that you know 
more than 
you actually do

who can do 
nothing individually 
and sit to decide 
that nothing can be done 

The name 
men give 
to their 

An invention 
to bring an end 
to all 

A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip

A person 
who starts taking bath 
if he 
accidentally falls 
into a river

A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH!

A banker 
provided by 

A guy 
no different 
from the other, 
unless he gets caught

who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early

One who 
shakes your hand 
before elections 
and your Confidence 

A person 
who kills 
your ills 
by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!