Friday, February 17, 2017

Marriage - Sanskrit joke

त्वं भगवन्तं सहस्रवारम् वञ्चयति |
परन्तु भगवान् दयाल:|
स: प्रतिकाल: त्वां न दण्डयति |
स: त्वां एकवारमेव विवाहं कारयति |
क्रीडा समाप्तम् |

You cheat God a Thousand Times.
But. God is so Kind,
He doesn't Punish You Every Time.
He just gets You *MARRIED* once
And the Game is Over