Wife & husband on hair cut- sanskrit joke

पत्नी -- मधु! अहं मम केशं कर्तयितुं चिन्तयामि।
पति: - अस्तु।कर्तयतु।

किन्तु सम्यक् भवति वा इति चिन्तयामि

अस्तु।मा कर्तयतु।

न्यूनमस्ति चेत् फालनं सुलभमेव।
अस्तु।कर्तयतु।।

किन्तु पुष्पं धारयितुं कष्टं किल?
अस्तु।मा कर्तयतु।

न्यून केशालड़्कारमेव आधूनिक *ट्रेन्ड्* इति वदति

अस्तु। कर्तुतयतु।।

बन्धुजना: किमपि वदति चेत्?

अस्तु।मा कर्तयतु

तत् अनन्तरं पशयामः।इदानीं नेत्र वैद्यं दृष्टव्यम्।
अस्तु कर्तयतु।

आठोयाने गच्छावः वा
अस्तु।मा कर्तयतु

अथवा श्वः गच्छावः वा
अस्तु।कर्तयतु

किम् अभवत्? उक्तं न श्रुतवान् वा ? श्रावन् अस्ति एव  खलु |

अस्तु।मा कर्तयतु

इयं  पतिः इदानीं मनोरुग्णालये *अस्तु कर्तयतु अस्तु मा कर्तयतु* इति वदन्यस्ति इति सूचना

(😂😂😂😂😂)

कृपया सावधानेन परामर्शतु ( केवलं केशा: मात्रं न, तव भर्ता: अपि )

😝😝😆😆😝😂😂)

Wife 😃: honey can I get my hair a cut??✂

Husband 😊: yes get it cut.✂

Wife 😐: but it took long time to grow like this.

Husband☺ : then don't get it cut

Wife😃 : but short hair is trending

Husband 🙂: then get it cut

Wife😒 : my friends may tease me

Husband😠 : Then don't get it cut

Wife😌 : but my mom said it will suit with my little face.

Husband😏 : yes get it cut

Wife 😱: what if the they make it worse in salon.

Husband 😁: then don't get it cut.

Wife 🤔: well I m thinking I should do it.

Husband🤗 : yes get it cut

Wife 😤: if it doesn't suits me then u ll b responsible.

Husband 😧: then don't get it cut

Wife 🤓: but small hairs are easy to care.

Husband😉 : yes get it cut

Wife😢 : I m scared too that it may look bad

Husband😲 : Then don't get it cut

Wife😜 : ok finally I made up my mind I should get a hair cut

Husband 😤: yes get it cut

Wife🙄: I donno whether u ll like it or not

Husband😡: then don't get it cut

Wife😀 : ok leave all these, when are we meeting the doctor for my throat infection?

Husband😆 : yes get it cut.

Wife🙀 : whattt? I m talking about doctor

Husband😆 : Then don't get it cut.

Wife 😰: hello!! What are you talking about? Are you okay?

Husband😆 : yes get it cut

Wife😱: oh my god! What happened to you dear?

Husband😆 : Then don't get it cut.

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" This poor husband😆 is currently in the Agra mental hospital seating whole day repeatedly saying the two things only".

😆Yes get it cut
😆Then don't get it cut

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please handle with care(not only hairs, your husbands too😝😝😆😆😝😂😂)