marriage

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

- Al Gore 😛😛

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates 😝😝

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

- Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.

- Bill Clinton  😉😉

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 

- George W. Bush 👻

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

- Rudy Giuliani 💣

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

- Michael Jordan 😜😜

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Shaquille O'Neal 😘😘

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..

- Kobe Bryant😡😡

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.

- David Hasselhoff😞😞

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Alec Baldwin 😥😥

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love, 

Wonders happen.

But once you get married, 

You wonder, what happened. 

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as GOD..

Later,

somehow don't know why..

alphabets get reversed.. 

   

🍁An Excellent Line...

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".😜😂🍁