knramesh: Husband & wife

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Husband & wife

A Special Package for Business Men.

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.

After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

New SIM to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"

The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..

Cool message by a wife

Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours he needs a lot of improvement"

Sweet demand by kid

A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came and asked – "What happen son"?
Kid said- "I can't stand your wife anymore, I want my own".

Head Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that the wife is the Neck of the family the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

Do you want dinner?

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and No.

What is the Difference between Mother Wife?

The one brings U into this world crying... the other ensures U Continue to do so.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, you are such an inspiration, I look at your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Honey what r u looking 4?

Wife: honey, what r u looking for?
Husband: nothing

Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband: i was just looking for the expiry date

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband, wife spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet , Jump In Fast.

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"