Definitions

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!





MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master





LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either




CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present





COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece




TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!








CONFERENCE
ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on




ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before




CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read





SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!





OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life




YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth











EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes









DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip









OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"








MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!





FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature



BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early




POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later




DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you by his bills!