Friday, October 29, 2010

Interview

Truth alone triumphs...?!

 


WORK FOR MONEY... BUT SEE THAT.....MONEY WORKS FOR U... ....


Amazing interview probably can help you in your future interviews. Last answer is awesome..............


Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate:
I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication
engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.


Interviewer:
BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had
never heard of this college before!

Candidate:
Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an
admission into it.
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in
12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college.
But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not
invest so much of money". (The baap actually said - "I
will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this
college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be
related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.


Interviewer:
ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete
your engineering.

Candidate
: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But
you know, these cricket matches and football
world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate.
So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took
4 + 2 = 7 years.


Interviewer:
But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate:
Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I
will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good,
thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think
they should ban it.
Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be
banned.

Candidate
: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer:
Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate
: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never
thought I would complete it. In fact, when I
flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.


Interviewer
: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate:
he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower'
education itself was so much of pain!!


Interviewer
: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms
have you worked?

Candidate
: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my
current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have
experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)


Interviewer
: And which languages have you used?
Candidate
: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet
in German, French, Russian and many other languages.


Interviewer:
Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate
: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a
higher version than VB. I heard very soon they
are coming up with a new language VD!


Interviewer:
Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate:
Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the
language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.


Interviewer
: What is your general project experience?
Candidate
: My general experience about projects is - most of the
times they are in pipeline!


Interviewer:
Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate:
Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd.
Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining
BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.


Interviewer
: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate:
No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know
Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to
dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And
very important - I know few words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes',
'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer
Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!


Interviewer:
What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate
: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not
have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear
t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so
as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term
preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer
US, Australia and Europe . But considering the fact that there is Olympics coming up in
China in the current year, I don't mind
going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't
have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?


Interviewer:
he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Infosys
knr

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Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.

  Every moment, thank God

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