I got this through a friend of mine and wanted to share it here with all of you.
This may be the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force.
Poems written by Wife and Husband
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand and it got washed away.
I wrote your name in the air and it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw my hungry, he created Pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Whey doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the Zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
….. for in the end, the wife will always have her say
This may be the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force.
Poems written by Wife and Husband
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand and it got washed away.
I wrote your name in the air and it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw my hungry, he created Pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Whey doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the Zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
….. for in the end, the wife will always have her say
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If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God
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