Jokes

*Some Humour A Day* *Keeps*

*the Boredom Away:*

 

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books duly signed. 

😄😅

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars. 

😁😄

Q: What's the difference between 

a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. 

A great lawyer knows the judge.

😅😁

Definition of Nurse :  

A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute 

and then expects your pulse to be normal.

😧😁

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. 

Did you wipe your feet on the mat 

as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. 

There is no mat.

😧😄

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

😛😄

Q: What's the similarity 

between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life. 

😃...It's time to be free from corona..