Senior citizens memory

*EDGAR'S PARTY* (kind attention Senior Citizens)

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Edgar, a 96-year-old man, says to his son: 

- Baby... (the child is 62).

- Yes, Dad! Tell me.

- I want to have a get-together with my friends and I'd like you to help me organize it.

- Sure, Dad. Don't worry, I'll help.

- Help me with what?

- The party, Dad!!!

- Ohhh yes!!! I'd already forgotten!

That afternoon, the son calls his father into the kitchen and shows him a sheet of paper stuck to the refrigerator, instructing him.

1st - Serve coffee.

2nd - Serve sandwiches.

3rd - Serve soft drinks and beverages.

4th - Serve the cake.

- Excellent. Now I won't have any more problems.

- Thank you, my son!

That afternoon, the friends arrived. None of them were under 80.

Edgar, a good host, shows them the dining room and goes to the kitchen.

And reads:

1st - Serve coffee.

And he brings coffee to his friends.

After a while of talking, Edgar, nervous, goes to the kitchen and reads again:

1st - Serve coffee.

And he pours more coffee for them...

It went on like this, four times.

Finally, the friends leave.

One of them whispers to the other as they leave the building:

"Tito, did you notice? What a terrible host Edgar is... He didn't even give us coffee!!!"

Tito replies:

"Edgar? What are you talking about?"

That night, Edgar's son returns to his father's house and is surprised to see that the sandwiches, drinks, and cake are untouched. He asks his father:

"Dad. What happened?"

* Edgar replies:

"My son, you won't believe it!" The sons of bitches didn't come...

Moral of the story:

- *LET'S MEET NOW, WHILE WE STILL REMEMBER AND RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER...*

SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS BEFORE YOU FORGET WHO THEY ARE!!!😁

*HAPPY ACCUMULATED YOUTH DAY*

A friend just sent it to me, but I don't remember who. However pls share it with Senior & Would-be Senior citizens!!

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