Presentation tips -joke

Corporate meetings: 

To appear Sharper:

Can you go back to the previous slide?

To appear Pragmatic:

Let's look at the Timelines.

To appear Senior:

Who's taking the minutes??

To appear Super senior:

I have a hard stop at 10

When a junior points out a mistake in the slide, Presenter says, Let's take this offline.

When someone points at a glaring miss in one of the slides, We have addressed that in a subsequent slide (there is no such slide, and everybody forgets)

To appear as a Realist:

Let's take a step back.

Oldest guy in the room:

यार चाय नही आई अभी तक...!