*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*
Name: WIFE
Symbol: BB
Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.
*Physical Properties :*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
*Chemical Properties :*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
*Occurrence :*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
Highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties in the presence of parents.
Circulate to all scientists
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